Sex and Vitamins

We've all been there. Well, maybe not all of us, but a whole lot of us. I'm talking about staying in a relationship because the sex is good. Actually, it's not just good ... it's amazing. But, no matter how great the action is between the sheets, if that's all you got, it's time to say goodbye ... to everything.

Yes, I've been there. I was with someone who I knew wasn't right for me, but I let it linger ... hoping that things would get better. Things didn't get better, obviously, and I had to say adios to the good bedroom times.

Like I said, that was a few years ago, and I still compare men to that one guy. That was the best I ever had, and I don't want it to be anymore. I want to find a new best I ever had.

This is where I'm going to compare sex with vitamins. Remember when you were younger and you took those chewable Flintstones vitamins. Those were the best. Then, as you grew older, you started taking a cream-colored pill that wasn't chewable. It didn't taste like grapes, and it wasn't shaped like Fred or Wilma. All you wanted was to have that Flintstones vitamin. But, deep down you knew it wasn't completely enough for you anymore ... even if it was more fun and tasted good.

As the years went on, you tried different brands of vitamins, but none of them compared to those Flintstones. Then, one day, gummy vitamins appeared on the shelf. You couldn't stop eying them up, and you knew you must give them a try. So, you buy them, even though you're a little worried about the $3 price difference. The next morning you take those two gummies and realize they are the best vitamins you've ever had. You might not even remember Fred. And, the best part is ... they not only taste good, they're good for you too.

So, when you find that new "best I've ever had" person, stick with them ... as long as they're good for you - all of you. If they aren't, then they're just another cream-colored vitamin. Everyone's gummy is out there. And when you find him or her, you'll know. I'm sure many of us have taken those cream-colored vitamins before finding the gummies on the top shelf.

The next time you find yourself in the vitamin aisle, think of your relationship life. If you have found your gummy, then good. Take your vitamins, go home and use up some energy. But, if not, still take your vitamins ... you will need them eventually.